Now, let's see what's wrong with this shit burger. Besides that it is, in fact, a sandwich where a turd rests as the main component of nourishement.
Alright, I'm not, like, trying to be like, y'know, racist or anything? But there is a severe lack of white people in this strip. Rather, there is an abundance of black people. Mike and Jerry finally succumbed to affirmative action, I guess, and look what you get. A strip with no variety.
Speaking of which, the art in this strip is just fucking sloppy. The other men were clearly copy+pasted. What happened to the glorious master artist Gabe? Did he finally give up his artistic integrity and resort to CAD's methods?? Why can't he just come up with a different look for each character?? "Oh no! Lookit me! I'm Gabe! I have to draw 3 people that aren't Gabe and Tycho! What ever will I do! Oh I know I'll make them look THE SAME!" What a fucking talentless hack.
Or hell! Maybe it goes beyond that! Take a closer look at the strip. You notice anything?
Yeah. The people that look the same are all black.
What the fuck is Gabe trying to say in this strip?? That all black people look alike?? He couldn't be bothered to draw them different because FUCK IT! Black people all look the same. What a racist cunt.
Then again, I guess it was obvious from the start. Look at Gabe in the first strip. He's already hostile and the first black guy just showed up. He didn't do anything fucking wrong! And then look, in the second panel, where the second guy shows up. Gabe's eyeing him pretty closely wouldn't you say? For what? They're just giving him friendly smiles! Oh, and look where his left hand has moved. It's behind him. Protecting his wallet.
And the last panel is the most outrageous of all. He sees a black man ride up in a shiny new golf cart and says, "Come the fuck on." Why? Because he's jealous. He's jealous that a black man can afford a cool pimp-ass ride like that, and his skinny white ass can't. Racism at it's worst.
So, to you, Mike, I say a big FUCK YOU for your arrogant, ignorant, racist fucking bastard ways, and I hope someone finally calls you out on it. Maybe one day you'll be recognized for the racist that you are.
Wait, I just realized. This entire strip doesn't make sense anyway; Black people don't play golf.
-Pimp Out
13 comments:
It's gotta be Kurtz right? ...Right?
This has got to be some eleaborate hoax or something. Nobody can hate something like this so much and yet refuse to tell us why.
An eleborate rick-roll or something...
Everyone is Kurtz.
You realize that the other people looking the same was the point right? and the fact that it was Tiger Woods. He's not saying that all black people look the same, he's saying that all people who play as Tiger Woods in online matches look the same, duh. Are you TRYING to find things to insult him over as you read his strips or something?
@twilight
I somehow feel as though you have missed the point. Have you not read the other posts? It's clearly all a joke.
This is a joke, right? Take a comment completely out of context for humor's sake? I hope so, or you didn't even read the blog post explaining the comic.
Whatever the case, this is not funny.
uh... Ok. I think you missed the point of the strip. The whole point is that on the game he is satirizing, the new Tiger Woods Golf game, Tiger woods in the game is Super good, and cannot fail UNLESS you play as another Tiger Woods. Hes commenting on the way EVERYONE online plays as the same character, Tiger Woods. It wouldn't make sense to have all the Tiger Woods look different because they are the same person.
I don't mind actual valid criticism, but criticizing that three online virtual clones look the same ( duh clones ) is kind of stupid.
The stupidity of you people is... astounding.
Of course it's a fucking joke. It's all a big joke. How can you not see that?
Jokes tend to be funny. We're not missing the joke, he's missing the funny.
Oh, thanks Anonymous! I wasn't aware that sarcasm wasn't funny. I'll be sure to remember that. And I swear I'm not being sarcastic right now either. That would be so asinine.
Now, see, if I'd read this first, I would've known it was a joke. Damn.
This website is a joke, and so is Penny Arcade.
Military pilot who had sex with an 11 year-old boy when he was 17!!
A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL AND AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BOY.
As a child he was an aggressive sexual preditor who violated his brothers whom went on to have homosexual experiences.
How long did he continue to think about boys when he masterbated??? In basic training? Into his flight training?
“Creepy rotten grape attached to an otherwise normal bunch.” The laughingstock of the military.
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