Now, let's see what's wrong with this shit burger. Besides that it is, in fact, a sandwich where a turd rests as the main component of nourishement.
Alright, I'm not, like, trying to be like, y'know, racist or anything? But there is a severe lack of white people in this strip. Rather, there is an abundance of black people. Mike and Jerry finally succumbed to affirmative action, I guess, and look what you get. A strip with no variety.
Speaking of which, the art in this strip is just fucking sloppy. The other men were clearly copy+pasted. What happened to the glorious master artist Gabe? Did he finally give up his artistic integrity and resort to CAD's methods?? Why can't he just come up with a different look for each character?? "Oh no! Lookit me! I'm Gabe! I have to draw 3 people that aren't Gabe and Tycho! What ever will I do! Oh I know I'll make them look THE SAME!" What a fucking talentless hack.
Or hell! Maybe it goes beyond that! Take a closer look at the strip. You notice anything?
Yeah. The people that look the same are all black.
What the fuck is Gabe trying to say in this strip?? That all black people look alike?? He couldn't be bothered to draw them different because FUCK IT! Black people all look the same. What a racist cunt.
Then again, I guess it was obvious from the start. Look at Gabe in the first strip. He's already hostile and the first black guy just showed up. He didn't do anything fucking wrong! And then look, in the second panel, where the second guy shows up. Gabe's eyeing him pretty closely wouldn't you say? For what? They're just giving him friendly smiles! Oh, and look where his left hand has moved. It's behind him. Protecting his wallet.
And the last panel is the most outrageous of all. He sees a black man ride up in a shiny new golf cart and says, "Come the fuck on." Why? Because he's jealous. He's jealous that a black man can afford a cool pimp-ass ride like that, and his skinny white ass can't. Racism at it's worst.
So, to you, Mike, I say a big FUCK YOU for your arrogant, ignorant, racist fucking bastard ways, and I hope someone finally calls you out on it. Maybe one day you'll be recognized for the racist that you are.
Wait, I just realized. This entire strip doesn't make sense anyway; Black people don't play golf.
-Pimp Out